Shitty dreams keeping me up all kicky long

thequeerclone:

the fact that there have no leaked nudes in my dashboard proves that i’m following the right people

fuckyeahzarry:

lithiumbarbiedoll:

I’m the kind of girl that would eat Doritos on her wedding day and accidentally wipe her hands on her dress.

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simplysinova:

The music of Wes Anderson

disgustinghuman:

Intense yearning to fuck a cute guy’s ass. I have a weird desire to be dominant. Probably cause I feel like I’ve lost control again lol

lasfloresdemayo:

lahvn:

"Dicks are gross" My school toilets are interesting

Me after the first time I gave a blowjob too.

When I was 16, I had a fake I.D. and decided to go to a gay bar by myself because some friends bailed on me. While there, an older gentleman bought me a drink. He wasn’t a creeper, and he definitely wasn’t unattractive. I accepted the drink and began talking to him. No big deal. As the hour progressed, I felt myself feeling strange. I mentioned that I felt like I had a headache, and this guy helped guide me out of the bar. As we were walking down the street, the thought of, ‘Oh god, he’s drugged me, I’m going to die’ came to my head. I tried to get away, but I was so drugged up that I could barely walk, let alone speak. It also didn’t help that I had really large ‘goth’ platform shoes because I was going through a phase. Anyway, this guy brought me to his suv and began undressing me. As a final act of defiance, I hit him over the head with my platform shoe. He then punched me, and I remember thinking, ‘Why don’t they ever give workshops to gay guys about being victims of rape too?’ While I was as careful as possible, I never saw the guy slip something in the drink. I even watched the bar tender make the drink. Anyway, I lied there completely paralyzed while this pervert was lubing up. I locked eyes with his for a moment, and that’s when it happened. A very large and angry drag queen opened the door of the vehicle and beat the shit out of my attempted rapist. She and her other drag friends helped dress and care for me while the police arrived. I was saved by a group of guardian drag queens. They were basically the modern day ‘angels from heaven.’

haphazard-sentinel:

hunter-avenger-consulter-grimm:

 

Every time a bell rings, a drag queen gets his wings.

(Source: b-random)

mstoph:

my milkshakes bring all the boys are the yard and they’re like “your friend is hot”

afirethatwillneverburn:

racist-murdercult:

50shadesofacceptance:


only in Canada would you find ads about homosexual rape on a bus.

Catch the fuck up America

They dont have this in America?

We don’t even have ads against heterosexual rape in America who are you kidding.
sexy-fruit:

THIS

I just had THE MOST stressful 10 minutes of my entire life this morning